A man walks into a brothel and says, "I want something really different." He is instructed to go to the third floor where he finds a woman. They begin to go at it. Then the man says, "this is fine but I asked for something really different." Oh replied the woman and takes out her glass eye and says "do me in the eye socket." "that's disgusting, I can't do that" replies the man. She convinces him it's all right and they begin to go at it. Afterword, the man says "you were right! That was great! Next time I'm in town I'm going to come and see you again." To this the woman replies, "OK, I'll keep an eye out for you."