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Pre-ride safety tip for 40 y/o+ men

KretonsLC

KretonsLC

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Guys - keep those nasal hairs under control. Seriously - hear me out! For years I often would get an itchy nose while riding, which required I lift my visor and sun shade - taking one hand off the bars - to address. I'd often have to repeat this little exercise numerous times, and assumed the problem was a loose head hair that was tickling my nose. One day I discovered the culprit was actually unruly nose hairs that get blown around by the little bit of air that flows through my helmet. I've found keeping the little bast*rds under control makes for a more comfortable and safer ride, freeing me from an unnecessary distraction requiring me to take a hand off the bars.
 
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Buncha sissies.

I have a handlebar mustache. (and I'm keepin' it)
Just imagine the fun I have in the wind.. 🥴
(Luckily, I found a good helmet)

Ride safe, Ted

PS: Real men grow handlebars. 🥸
 

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connie_rider said:
Somehow, I think we got away from Kretons original intent.
ie; It was a gen-u-ine suggestion to prevent NH tickle while riding.
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I'm confused Ted. Is your mush-stash made up of long nose-hairs combed to look like a mush-stash, or is it a real mustache?
If they are seriously long nose hairs, well then, wire cutters fits in this thread.

Buy the way...who made you the nose-hair moderator?
 
While it is true Brezhnev had some impressive caterpillars above his eyes, no one, and I mean NO ONE could complete with Andy Rooney in his later years on 60 minutes. Those things could have been braided into corn rows!

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Scary Harry said:
I'm confused Ted. Is your mush-stash made up of long nose-hairs combed to look like a mush-stash, or is it a real mustache?
If they are seriously long nose hairs, well then, wire cutters fits in this thread.

Buy the way...who made you the nose-hair moderator?
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Yer just jealous of my "extremely" good looks and pleasing personality..

Ride safe, Ted
 
Old gals in bikinis isn't high on my list of visual eye candy, but old guys?!? I can't stop throwing up in the back of my throat after that one. Ted + a post Brazilian = A sight I NEVER need to see! Stand by, I need to hit the bathroom on that thought....
 
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